Do not tease happy fun spouse

Does anyone remember a little blerp on a Peter, Paul and Mary album called "Paul Talk"? If not, there’s a part where he talks about drag racing the family truckster. Here’s our version

Last week, while driving the family hotrod, I attempted to cajole my spouse into showing off to another driver by leaving rubber. Mind you, the family hotrod is just that: a 1970 Buick GS 455 Stage 1. Knowing that the transmission was getting a little weak, he deferred, to which I challenged his manhood, among other comments.

Have you ever heard a transmission “internally hemorrhage”? Not a pretty sound. Oh, and did I mention we were leaving a car show at the time? As we limped around the corner, we were able to roll to a stop beyond the other participants, but lesson learned. Never try to beat “the Kid”. He’s only there to scare the heck out of you.
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